Time keeps on slipping slipping…

Into the future!

 

Fly like an eagle- that’s all I want to do Steve Miller Band. I can’t believe 2015 is almost over. I can’t believe everything is almost over. I can’t believe it! As in I really do believe someone, cough- the puppet master of the universe- cough, has hit the acceleration button on my life. Beep. Beep.

But seriously. That puppet master is in its revival. Once I said goodbye to my iPhone 3 I was replaced with Robot 5s. Thankfully with my new robot things are moving faster, so I can catch up to life. Right?

Ha. You are wrong silly blog reader that has rhetorical questions answered for them. Ha. Silly.

But seriously. Yesterday I texted the bus stop number instead of walking across the street. Then I almost cried because I had to move from Bus Stop A to Bus Stop B.  And I run marathons. What happened to the good old days, the golden age of looking at the paper that says the bus times underneath?

Back in the old in days, people had firmer leg muscles.

Having a Robot 5 comes with great responsibility. I am in charge of the look up of the menu of the restaurant, because god forbid my friends or family don’t know what is the special before they walk in. God forbid a human tells me the special instead of my portable robot.

Back in the old in days, people had stronger vocal chords.

On that not my portable fifth generation robot also beeps reminding me to buy milk and twice as many eggs.

When can I just be a robot? Time doesn’t exist for robots because they are so fast.

Back in the old in days, people were good at under eating.

And if time is moving so quickly doesn’t that mean that what we want to do in our lifetime is enhancing and becoming more complex or meaningful- or is it just destroying every entity that is capable of happiness and making humanity crumble?

Back in the old in days, people didn’t have to think about purpose.

But I guess now we don’t need to either. We have robots to think about life’s purpose for us.

I asked Siri the meaning of life the other day and she redirected me to Steve Miller Band.

THERE IS NO WAY OUT.

 

 

 

 

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